FinCon Foreshadow: The Precap

Brief post from the wingtips to Austin. Here is what you can expect at #FinCon21 this year. See, most inexperienced bloggers will be publishing FinCon21 Recaps over the next couple of weeks but the real Pros can go ahead and publish a FinCon Precap because they already know how everything will go down. And I am not afraid to name-drop.

The true champs are already in Austin they have already sampled the legendary cuisine and local brews available downtown Austin. They will be posting those pictures and tagging another any minute now once they sober up and come to.

Miss Piggy From @BitchesGetRich will be sporting even more epic hair than last year… if that is possible.

@Jovermyer1 will be meandering through Austin on his radical sabbatical of financial freedom. He will be meeting up with literally everyone and adding 23,400,349,394,344,998 more friends on social media as the most likable teddy bear of FI.

All the speakers will remember that FinCon starts today and through up their speaker pictures on social media.

@retirein1500 will be bringing brews from the far reaches of obscurity to tantalize the taste buds. He will outdo everyone with brands that most blackbelt brewmasters have not even heard of. Expect a giant inflatable flamingo load of awkward dino pictures through the conference. Meanwhile, @Mrs1500 will be slipping out early to get her beauty rest as Mr. 1500 takes a lesson from his college playbook and stays up until 5 am Joel gets up, only he will get up an hour early just to be ready at 5 am.

MK William will be electrified with energy because I don’t even think a new baby can tame that energy. All the while @JasonEatsBeans will be shaking his head from behind her.

Frugality and Freedom will be locked down on her island wishing she could party with us.

J. Money from @BudgetsAreSexy will show up late asking “What is going on here?” See he doesn’t even know what day of the week it is now that he is retired. I mean retired again, and again.

And hundreds if not thousands of new content creators will converge on the scene to take it all in and add their name to the hat as future potential rock stars.

@RethinkRatRace will make an appearance (if they can remember how to set an alarm clock to get up in time.)

@JillianJohnsrud as the swiss army knife of FIRE will swoop in to save the day for some hopeless pannel that had a member drop out last minute.

@iamlandshark will run through the lobby of the Hilton in his shark costume.

@StIroningShirts might actually give up his work addiction and short a cotton T-shirt.

She picks up Pennies will be out in the streets …no I don’t mean like that! she will just be out there picking up pennies.

@mrmoneymustache will sneak in the back door for a day when no one is looking and not tell anyone he is coming.

@JDRoth will be presenting without shoes on.

@chrisluger will be wearing a Korn shirt, probably the same one he wore in high school.

And as for me, when I am not presenting, I’ll be sneaking into the Pro ticket events and sweet taking a few beautiful Canadian ladies out of their free drink tickets 😉 Why is it always Canadians? 🤷‍♂️